Why you shouldn't hang your kid upside down

"Mom! Simon is a diarrhea head."

"Narayan I want to watch TV. Can you stop jumping on the bed."

"But he is mean!"

"Ok! if you continue with this, I will hang you upside down!!"

"Ohhh Yaaaaa! Then I will thwo up on You!!!. How about that"

In my "6 year old speak" "Thwo" should be translated to "Throw".