Person 1:	What you doing?

Person 2:	Eating chocolate.

Person 1:Where did you get it?

Person 2: Dogy dropped it.

Person 1:Where's the dog?

Person 2: Behind the door.

Person 1: What's he doing?

Person 2: Making more!

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My daughter goes to an expensive private school in Jacksonville. I almost wished she was smart enough to make this one up!!